Idea

ghbrvlowabrvfladberogvlwrvfwlo games is a game developers community, whose aim is to get some profit at last.
Every game submitted to this site fills a meter. When the meter is full, we will assemble a CD with these games and a cool demo-style menu, booklet and some other cool art. The idea is that its obviously hard to sell a game, unless it is of sparkling quality. ghbrvlowabrvfladberogvlwrvfwlo games, however, prefer quantity over quality, and we will prove that a CD full of crapgames will sell better than any single game.

The process

• Games get uploaded, tested, played and commented here
• When upload-o-meter reaches 700MB, a CD is assembled
• A compete release CD will consist of:
  • CD
  • Demodisk style menu for the CD
  • Cover
  • Lightscribe art
  • 8-16 page booklet describing the contents (b/w copier-friendly) in bookshelf DVD case format
  • Marketing instructional video (private only for game submitters)
• All of the former will be localized by members to their native languages for local marketing purposes. Game titles will get translated too.
• ISO image of this CD along with extra stuff will be assembled, torrented and seeded at thepiratebay.org
• Everyone who contributed will be able to burn the CD, print / copy the booklet and begin the marketing campaign
• ???
• PROFIT

Legal stuff

Every one who joins this community accept the fact, that someone else will profit from his game as well. ghbrvlowabrvfladberogvlwrvfwlo games holds no rights to these games, people who made them do. But by uploading a game here, you accept that someone will be able to sell your game, but since you will be able to sell his game too, I guess it's pretty fair.

The name

I rolled my head on the keyboard to get this domain. You should be astonished by this fact! You may call this site "a site that no one will find with games that no one wants to play".

Site rules

• Every game you submit here is either fully yours or the guy you stole it from won't complain
• No NSFW! Underage are a strategic target
• By subbmitting the game you agree applying PIRATEWARE LICENCE (see below) to it.
• There is a points system, for registered users. Some features unlock after gaining a particular amount of points. It's not to encourage spamming the site, but to make sure that no one will register and post porn on the frontpage right away.
• Don't hate! We're here to help eachother!
• Don't damage! Seriously. No bad intentions are underlying this site. Anyone explicitly trying to deal damage to this site will get permanently banned from this domain and reported to ISP abuse service.

FAQ

• Did you actually get this domain by...
• Yes


• What's the bottom line fo all this?
• Profit, seriously. Also, fun.


• So will there be ads?
• no


• [legal gibberish here]?
• Sure!


• Did you do anything like this before?
• I sold around 2000 copies of my album on physical medium (CD) all assembled at home.


• What if I sold the stolen CD sober?
• That, my boy, means you're a wuss and does not deserve answer.

PIRATEWARE LICENCE

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/*
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 *  PIRATEWARE LICENCE  *
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 * you can buy it       *
 * you can steal it too *
 * you can sell it      *
 * even if you stole it *
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 *        but...        *
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 * if you stole it      *
 * and plan to sell it  *
 * you can't do it sober*
 * get some rum before  *
 * like real pirates do *
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 *        also...       *
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 * i know it's lame     *
 * but you read it all  *
 * that's the point :)  *
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 *      conclusion      *
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 * har har har          *
 * yo ho ho             *
 * bottle o'rum         *
 * and thar she blows!  *
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 */

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